So here's a strange story;
Night before last I kept waking up with chest pains. Yesterday they were still there, intermittently all day long and started heading down my left arm. So by about 5 I'm getting nervous, tell my GF what's going on and she's like "we're going to the ER" and I'm not gonna argue with that tone of voice.
So we get there, they do all the tests and my heart and blood work are fuckin' fine. 100%. They tell me people my age wish their heart, cholesterol, etc were in the same shape as mine.
But the weird thing is that they had zero explanation for what I actually was feeling. They also said it's totally fine to go to the ER and have a false alarm, so I guess that's the lesson.
So I dunno. Anyway, y'all motherfuckers gonna have to try harder than that to get rid of me!