Briscos Bargain Beans

Amos Otis

Amos Otis

Brisco's Bargain Beans
Each question had a value of 6 points. I tried to pick one answer as best, but in some cases that could not be done, so the point values were split accordingly

1. Rate the comedians. A George Carlin inclusion knocked you out of contention right away. To me, he was an unfunny Captain Obvious decades before the current Captain Obvious, who is funny. The only winner then could be @Evergreengardener - 6 points earned.

Oh, man....Dodgers score 3 in the bottom of the 9, the game winning RBI by Kike' Hernandez on his bobblehead night !! His entire family was in attendance. What a year !!

2. I never smoked weed with J Geils Band. 6 points to @IrocZ
[I only smoked with Motley Crue because they were opening for Blue Oyster Cult on a tour I worked. In fact, the only tour I worked.

3. Props to everyone who avoided Maxine, Kamala, and Hillary, which was everyone. I LOL'd at this answer:
"[c] Alexandria Ocasio Cortez - Ivanka, while arguably more attractive, much more likely to be a dead fish and have limits " @IrocZ - 6 points.

4. I guess I haven't ragged on Herijuana [and her kin] for awhile.
@BigBallzWillie gets the 6 points.

5. The best two times of the day to smoke weeds is - in the AM, and in the PM.
The closest answer was " The two best times in a day to inhale some choice weed for me is ,,,In the morning and in the evening " 6 points to @Main Cola

6. The first Brisco named strain is Big Smith. Bly_and_Big_Smith.jpg
Fat Grape Cheese x Agent Orange. I ran a couple and haven't got back to them, but I mean to. 3 points each to @Main Cola and @Evergreengardener

7. No one wants to spend a day with Whoopi Goldberg, and @IrocZ had a great line: "Whoopi Goldberg - She probably smells worse than Epstein's corpse ". I LOL'd and woke my dog. Unfortunately, I agree with @Pistilpusher that Kathy Griffin is an even more disgusting option.

8. My second matrimonial excursion was with a lady who competed as an IFBB pro bodybuilder for 5 years from '94 - '99. 3 points each to @Evergreengardener and @BigBallzWillie .

9. BBWillie's pick of Crossroads on guitar would be a winner most any other time, as I've dreamed of plugging into the amp and having that magic spew forth. But, after playing the clip, I find the pick of drums on Hot For Teacher to be an inspired one, coming out of left field [ that's Dodger's baseball talk btw].
6 points to @Main Cola

10. So...remind me to keep naming my own crosses ! ha ha ha etc, but serious biz. I'm sorry, but I cannot declare any of those names a winner. (n) 🙃

Total scores:
@Main Cola - 15 points
@Evergreengardener - 12 points
@IrocZ - 12 points
@Pistilpusher - 6 points
@BigBallzWillie - 9 points.

Will send a PM to the winner to get info to send out the prize, which is a ten pack of Power Outage...or Lights Out...or Joe Biden [ he puts you right to sleep]
😔

Thanks youse guyz [ and how 'bout those Dodgers ! ]
 
BigBallzWillie

BigBallzWillie

BE THE BALL
LOL! Great contest @Amos Otis, congrats Main Cola!

I went with Kellyanne cause she might be able to show me something new! You know she knows, you know? ;)

You would have to pay me large money and many drinks to sit through the talent-less, screeching, attempt at comedy Sam Kinnison offered, I'm not sure he could carry the sweat off Carlin's balls........even if you gave him a cup. :LOL:

LOL!
 
Main Cola

Main Cola

Chuckers Paradise
Amos Otis said:
Each question had a value of 6 points. I tried to pick one answer as best, but in some cases that could not be done, so the point values were split accordingly

1. Rate the comedians. A George Carlin inclusion knocked you out of contention right away. To me, he was an unfunny Captain Obvious decades before the current Captain Obvious, who is funny. The only winner then could be @Evergreengardener - 6 points earned.

Oh, man....Dodgers score 3 in the bottom of the 9, the game winning RBI by Kike' Hernandez on his bobblehead night !! His entire family was in attendance. What a year !!

2. I never smoked weed with J Geils Band. 6 points to @IrocZ
[I only smoked with Motley Crue because they were opening for Blue Oyster Cult on a tour I worked. In fact, the only tour I worked.

3. Props to everyone who avoided Maxine, Kamala, and Hillary, which was everyone. I LOL'd at this answer:
"[c] Alexandria Ocasio Cortez - Ivanka, while arguably more attractive, much more likely to be a dead fish and have limits " @IrocZ - 6 points.

4. I guess I haven't ragged on Herijuana [and her kin] for awhile.
@BigBallzWillie gets the 6 points.

5. The best two times of the day to smoke weeds is - in the AM, and in the PM.
The closest answer was " The two best times in a day to inhale some choice weed for me is ,,,In the morning and in the evening " 6 points to @Main Cola

6. The first Brisco named strain is Big Smith. View attachment 19167
Fat Grape Cheese x Agent Orange. I ran a couple and haven't got back to them, but I mean to. 3 points each to @Main Cola and @Evergreengardener

7. No one wants to spend a day with Whoopi Goldberg, and @IrocZ had a great line: "Whoopi Goldberg - She probably smells worse than Epstein's corpse ". I LOL'd and woke my dog. Unfortunately, I agree with @Pistilpusher that Kathy Griffin is an even more disgusting option.

8. My second matrimonial excursion was with a lady who competed as an IFBB pro bodybuilder for 5 years from '94 - '99. 3 points each to @Evergreengardener and @BigBallzWillie .

9. BBWillie's pick of Crossroads on guitar would be a winner most any other time, as I've dreamed of plugging into the amp and having that magic spew forth. But, after playing the clip, I find the pick of drums on Hot For Teacher to be an inspired one, coming out of left field [ that's Dodger's baseball talk btw].
6 points to @Main Cola

10. So...remind me to keep naming my own crosses ! ha ha ha etc, but serious biz. I'm sorry, but I cannot declare any of those names a winner. (n) 🙃

Total scores:
@Main Cola - 15 points
@Evergreengardener - 12 points
@IrocZ - 12 points
@Pistilpusher - 6 points
@BigBallzWillie - 9 points.

Will send a PM to the winner to get info to send out the prize, which is a ten pack of Power Outage...or Lights Out...or Joe Biden [ he puts you right to sleep]
😔

Thanks youse guyz [ and how 'bout those Dodgers ! ]
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Awesome !! That was a fun contest
Thank you @Amos Otis 🙏
Thank you @BigBallzWillie and @Goats
 
ChronicWonders

ChronicWonders

BTM
thenotsoesoteric said:
No love for Carlin or Whoopi? I would have been down in points by a mile.

Cant believe yall would pick kathy griffin over whoopi, lol. It takes all kinds, takes all kinds.

I like the quiz idea though, kudos and congrats to the winner.
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Yeah, would have shot myself in the foot with Carlin answer immediately. Loved the idea/questions and answers though. Thoroughly entertaining...
 
Amos Otis

Amos Otis

Brisco's Bargain Beans
BigBallzWillie said:
You would have to pay me large money and many drinks to sit through the talent-less, screeching, attempt at comedy Sam Kinnison offered, I'm not sure he could carry the sweat off Carlin's balls........even if you gave him a cup. :LOL:
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I know, I know.....I had to suffer through years of people bringing Carlin records over [talk about buzzkill], or stoned visitors in a group giggle reciting Carlin jokes, like: " Hey, have you seen elevators? They go up. And then...they go down!. Whoa !" [ and the obligatory trippin' face when George says the punchline ].
Exhibit A - tell me the funny part if you find it. Anybody.

I mean, seriously....that's dreadful, am i right? Even includes a variation of his 'ups and downs' line applied to baseball and football. Whoa !

On the flippity flip, Sam Kinison would have only finished ahead of Carlin on my list, but everyone on the list except George cracked me up. I dare you to say this isn't just funny, but deadly true. Only the rare breed of men survive marriage intact. I mean, @ 1:20 is comedy gold, I don't care who you are. 🍌

"If I ever get married again, I want a guy with a drum there to do rim shots during the vows." [preacher] "Do you promise to love her in sickness and in health?" [Sam] "I sure do" [ man with drum] "Rim shot !"]
 
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