Pistilpusher
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Better make that " I want In " lol
You mean we can have fun on this forum ? Who new ..lol"I want in" but just for the fun. There's already 5 plus one now me lol.
I do as I please. Lol. Hopefully I don't get the hammer for enjoying myself.You mean we can have fun on this forum ? Who knew ..lol
You beat me with the answers lol I had them typed up then went to the garage to finish my J came back and realized I forgot to hit post#1Top 5 for lol factor
Rodney Dangerfield,Chris Rock,Sam Kinnison,Norm McDonald,George Carlin
#2 You haven’t smoked weed with Motley Crue?
#3 If I was a DC power broker, and were having a non-political, strictly sexual affair, it would be with:
Ivanka Trump
#4 You’re least favorite marijuana strain
Dog Shit?
#5 The two best times in a day to inhale some choice weed for me is ,,,In the morning and in the evening
#6 Sweet Dixie and Pete Hutter's Stash are crosses named after Brisco County, Jr characters. There is another cross, the first, that's never been released, named after,,,Big Smith?
#7 I rather spend 30 days of solitary confinement in jail, than one day locked up with,,,Whoopi Goldberg
#8 One of your former ball and chains [ wives ] was a professional athlete while we were married. In what sport did she compete,,Bowling
#9 If I could only play one song on one instrument and no other, but play it perfectly, what would the song and instrument be ...Drums and the song would be Hot for Teacher by Van Halen
#10 Give the winning pack of seeds a custom name.
[Goji x Dank Sinatra] x Hibernate F2 = Ol Blue Eyes
#1Here ya go, playas. @Main Cola @Evergreengardener @IrocZ @Pistilpusher @BigBallzWillie
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For 5 named contestants only. If you're a non contestant and want to answer, please wait for "The Five", to post their answers first. Grassy a$$.
And now, the quiz:
1, Pick a top 5 in order from those below for LOL factor:
[a] Norm McDonald
Rodney Dangerfield
[c] Chris Rock
[d] Sam Kinnison
[e] Gilbert Gottfried
[f] Pigmeat Markham
[g] George Carlin
2. I have smoked weed with members of every band on the list below except one. Which one?
[a] Little Feat
J Geils Band
[c] Wet Willie
[d] Motley Crue
[e] Blue Oyster Cult
[f] The Fabulous Flys
3. If you were a DC power broker, and were having a non-political, strictly sexual affair, it would be with:
[a] Maxine Waters
Huma Abedin
[c] Alexandria Ocasio Cortez
[d] Ivanka Trump
[e] Kamala Harris
[f] Kellyanne Conway
[g]Hillary ClintonAnthony Weiner
[h]Hillary ClintonBarney Frank
4. What is by far, my least favorite marijuana strain?
5 What are the two best times in a day to inhale some choice weed?
6. Sweet Dixie and Pete Hutter's Stash are crosses named after Brisco County, Jr characters. There is another cross, the first, that's never been released, named after...
[a] Lord Bowler
Comet
[c] John Bly
[d] Big Smith
[e] Frenchy Bearpaux
7, You'd rather spend 30 days of solitary confinement in jail, than one day locked up with
[a] Carrot Top
Whoopi Goldberg
[c] Kathy Griffin
[d] Sean Hannity
[e] Jeffrey Epstein's corpse
[f] the two Sonic Drive in guys
[g] Don Lemon
[h]Hillary ClintonShepherd Smith
8. One of my former ball and chains [ wives ] was a professional athlete while we were married. In what sport did she compete?
9. If you could only play one song on one instrument and no other, but play it perfectly, what would the song and instrument be?
10. Give the winning pack of seeds a custom name.
[Goji x Dank Sinatra] x Hibernate F2 = ?
Light your joint, take your time. Have fun.
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