The Shitty Plant Thread

socaljoe

Insane Grower
I've fucked something up every run lol
Too much nutes and light on my first run due to misjudging stretchView attachment 41337View attachment 41338

Then sunburned my cherry pie testing minimum distance from the light View attachment 41339

Then got the PM on my chem scrog run
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This is definitely a never ending learning curve lol I love it 💪💪💪
I misjudged the stretch on my current grow. The tallest branches ended up just 2-3 inches from the QBs. Anyway, I noticed some light bleaching on the tips of a few buds...damn near shit my pants because it looks exactly like an opened male flower. :ROFLMAO:
 

Heathenraider

Heathen Basterd
Site Supporter
Fun thread, This reminds of the shiitiest plant I ever grew , it was blue treat from JOTI years ago. It was the most leafiest, flavorless and odorless pieces of garbage I have ever seen. I mean fuckn ridiculously bad. I never grew another strain from them.
JOTI has been very solid for Me , except the Black Cali-O Which was terrible
 

Punisher84

Grow God
I came here to see some shitty plants. I did not waste my time. Thanks everyone!! :alien:
no kidding. Technically my first grow was bag seeds thrown in a pot on my deck. They sprouted and got a foot tall. I over watered the shit out of them and got mad, threw them in the woods. Where they thrived lol. Didn’t harvest a crop but they looked 10,000 times better 2 weeks later laying on the ground. Learned a lot there lol.
 

SCJedi

Synergist
Pollen Chucker
OK, fine.

The first few are undergoing hardcore transplant shock. I beat soil off of the roots and threw these into coco with 75% Jack's 3-2-1. There are four of them, two large and two small but I left out thew Hazmat for some reason. Don't give a shit as cuttings are safe.

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Re-veg attempts:
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I'm sure it gets worse elsewhere but this is the worst anything here has been for a long time. School is almost done and that means a fresh start for all the ladies.

For what it is worth my veg lab looks 100ox better than this. Don't let my mad skillz scare you.
 

socaljoe

Insane Grower
OK, fine.

The first few are undergoing hardcore transplant shock. I beat soil off of the roots and threw these into coco with 75% Jack's 3-2-1. There are four of them, two large and two small but I left out thew Hazmat for some reason. Don't give a shit as cuttings are safe.

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Re-veg attempts:
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I'm sure it gets worse elsewhere but this is the worst anything here has been for a long time. School is almost done and that means a fresh start for all the ladies.

For what it is worth my veg lab looks 100ox better than this. Don't let my mad skillz scare you.
Those are some proper shitty plants. Well done, sir.

:ROFLMAO:
 
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