Shit I used to do but now dont.

1) Peek out the front window blinds every 5 minutes.
2) Listen for car doors slamming shut.
3) Try to cover the stink with lemon aerosol sprays.

One time during a quick peek there were 3 cop cars right in front of my house and another pulling up. Talk about heart attack city. I was running around throwing stuff in a bag ready to go hide in my attic. Once I settled down and didn't get a knock on my door I peeked again. They were in my neighbors house for some reason.

Panic attack over :cool:
 

TigerTanks

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1) Peek out the front window blinds every 5 minutes.
2) Listen for car doors slamming shut.
3) Try to cover the stink with lemon aerosol sprays.

One time during a quick peek there were 3 cop cars right in front of my house and another pulling up. Talk about heart attack city. I was running around throwing stuff in a bag ready to go hide in my attic. Once I settled down and didn't get a knock on my door I peeked again. They were in my neighbors house for some reason.

Panic attack over :cool:
I used to keep EVERYTHING in totes so I could drive off with the goods if I had to.
 
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LOL V. ^^^^^^Another Depends moment....brought to you by your local Drug task force......LOL ^^^^^

Had a similar event once (mid-late 90's). There was a house down the block from me...and evidently it was rented out by a construction Co. to house employees.

Lots of employees. Lots of illegal-looking employees. We eventually found out that there were about 15 guys living there at any one time and it was a revolving door of folks depending on the tasks needed on the houses beiing built.

But this was unknown at first. What started things off was one of the guys forgot his key...and climbed into a basement window for access. A neighbor saw him go in...and called the cops. The cops started watching the house....and taking license plate #'s to try to discern who was there/if they had a record/etc. Evidently one of the plates came back registered to a guy who had a bit of involvement in weed....and a prior charge for moving weight. So...being pigs...you can guess what they thought was going on in the house.

My son was the first to think something was up. He walked home from the bus one day and saw 2 guys sitting in their car a few doors down from our house...looking out of place/etc. He told me about it...and I could see them out my 2nd story window....but since i was in full bloom...i didn't wanna poke the beast/etc. They were also looking the other way.....down the road/Etc.

the next afternoon my phone rang. it was my neighbor 2 doors down...and kinda/sorts located about where the cops hasd been sitting the day before. He was one of the only folks around who knew what I did in my crawlspace. He told me in a fast voice "There are cops going door-to-door right now...thought you'd wanna know" and hung up. Like V above....i had an instant freak out. I was in full bloom.....and while it didn't reek bad...if you got right up by the house in the right spot with the right breeze...yup. At that point though.......all i could do was hang.....wait...and hope there wasn't a knock.....

Evidently....they got as far as my next door neighbors house.....and then they (mentinoed to my neighbor) figured there was no line of sight/etc. to the house they were looking at if they went farther down the road... and spared me.... such a freaker.

It ended up coming out very funny......but also very serious for the po-po. They ended up barging in...thinking it was a grow.....and they did it WITH GUNS PULLED.

Wouldn't have been a big deal...but the house was directly across from the elementary school....and the braniac/chuckleheads went in...guns out...right as school was letting out! Yup. Smrt..smrt..smrt.... That caused a serious uproar in the community....and truly changed things cus the majority of folks said that such a showing was UNNECESSARY for such a low level crime.....and there was more shit flying around about the cops behavior than folks worriying about 'grow houses" in their 'hood. LOL

Always a fun time....
 

larf

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1) Peek out the front window blinds every 5 minutes.
2) Listen for car doors slamming shut.
3) Try to cover the stink with lemon aerosol sprays.

One time during a quick peek there were 3 cop cars right in front of my house and another pulling up. Talk about heart attack city. I was running around throwing stuff in a bag ready to go hide in my attic. Once I settled down and didn't get a knock on my door I peeked again. They were in my neighbors house for some reason.

Panic attack over :cool:
A couple of summer ago A methhead on a motorcycle tried to outrun a cop, wrecked, and was thrown into the woods in front of my house. His girlfriend ran off into my backyard. So then like 20 cops pulled up and started milling around my property looking for the chick for like an hour. My whole street was full of cars with flashing lights. Luckily my plants were still in veg at the time.

The dude landed in a briar patch and had a very screamy time getting back out. The cop asked him when was the last time he smoked meth, and he said, "Like a month ago." And then the cop said, "funny, because you just got charged with possession last week." I chuckled and went back inside to watch them through my blinds, sweat and pray.
 

TigerTanks

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Ok I got one,
I have kids... little kids. I had inquired about the speeders in the neighborhood. Sooooo
I was harvesting one night and during the process a cop knocked on my door at dark. He knocked and I took my gloves off and went to the door not expecting the popo!! I stepped out to speak to him but he kept looking at my feet. I was convinced that I had a big leaf stuck to my shoe!!!! I DIDN’T
 
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