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treefarmercharlie

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We really didn't think it was your computer. Well, actually we did but, oh never mind.

Yeah, not quite the experience you had but I was at work, waiting for Security to let me in a room that was locked, when one of the guys came I got up and, its black and I hear people talking. In a couple of seconds I can see, head hurts, someone is holding a paper towel against it. Seems as soon as I got straight up I went straight back down and planted my forehead on the floor. I was feeling ok enough to walk with the guard to Emergency, I worked in a hospital, got part way there, told the guard I had to sit down, then "sorry, I got to lay down". Did the hearing voices thing again, they got me on a stretcher and wheeled me there.

Eventually got a bed, they did blood tests, think they might have done am EKG or something, found nothing abnormal, sent for a second blood test, 8 hours laying in a bed. Wanted to go for a piss, they would not let me up until they knew what was going on. Gave me a jug to pee in. No, I'm not using a jug, eventually they let me go pee. Eventually they let me go home.

Got home and I checked the medication I am on. They asked me if I was on anything and my pain medication did not bother them. Looked it up when I got on the computer. Looked through a few sites, not consistent at all. But one said, can cause high blood, and when rising a sudden drop in BP. As much as I thought highly of the professionalism of our medical personnel, they are not infallible.

Hope things work out, we were enjoying razzing you when you weren't here but I think it might be more fun with you here.
It’s called “syncope” and I’ve had it once in my life. I got up in the middle of the night to take a leak and all of a sudden I came to on the bathroom floor with my PJs around my ankles and blood all over the floor. I passed out while taking a leak, fell on top of one of those toilet paper stands, and the rod broke and cut my stomach which is where the blood came from. When I came to o was so confused. I thought someone was in my house and attacked me so the first thing I did was grabbed a pistol and cleared every room to make sure nobody was in the house. Ever since that night I sit when I get up to pee in the middle of the night 🤣
 

Old ST1R

Grow Yer Own Stone
There has been no updates on the tracking since they hit Montreal on the 23rd. Those lazy ass Quebecers siting on their laurels doing nothing with the package!

Expected delivery to me is April 1. 😬 Then they gotta get from me to the others.

Hopefully they show up to me before the first.

I’m pretty sure one of the You-Tubers is from Britain, so he’s going to be waaaaaay behind.
Update!

The package is now in my city as of 5 this morning and expected delivery is Monday!
 

Ohio.george

Insanely Active Member
There has been no updates on the tracking since they hit Montreal on the 23rd. Those lazy ass Quebecers siting on their laurels doing nothing with the package!

Expected delivery to me is April 1. 😬 Then they gotta get from me to the others.

Hopefully they show up to me before the first.

I’m pretty sure one of the You-Tubers is from Britain, so he’s going to be waaaaaay behind.
When I lived in Collingwood my neighbors were fuckin frenchies, they were assholes too
 
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