So you put the asshole as your avatar? I see what you did there
Asshole fits me well... But it fits that fucking asshole better. I swear she knows how to get under your skin. She’s a professional asshole. Stuff like, “oh it’s 10° and you let me out but you didn’t put on a coat, I’ll just go smell everything around so you freeze your ass off” and “I’ll sleep all day but as soon as you start doing something I’ll be right up your ass in the way”
Shoves her whole snout in the water bucket when getting a drink, then slings water everywhere. Every time she drinks. she can drink normal.
Not to mention it sounds and smells like grandpa is sleeping on our bedroom floor. She snores super loud and farts all night long. “Free to good home, no returns“