#Heisenbeans Genetics

Highsince76

Super Active Member
What did the blind man say while passing the "fish" market?
Evening ladies! lol
A blind man applies for a job at the sawmill.

During his interview the manager asks "why shoud I hire you? your blind!". Well thats simple" the man replies, "I can tell you what kind of wood any board is by smell alone." "We'll see about that" says the manager. He leaves and returns with a board and lays it on the desk "well what kind of wood is this?". The blind man smells, "could you flip it over please?" The manager flips it, smells again. "simple" he states "this is birch, easy!" So the manager returns with a different board, same thing, He requests him to flip it, smells. "easy again, its white pine!". "alright" replies the manager " Iv'e got a good one for you now" he leaves the room and gets the secretary to strip naked and he rubs the board between her legs a few times. "What kind of wood is this then?" The man smells, quivers a little, and asks for the board to be turned over. He smells again. "Aha! You thought you could trick me, but i know exactly what this is. It's one of two things. It's either a piece of red oak off a old tuna boat, or its a piece of pussy willow from a well used outhouse!
 

mjw42

Member
Curious on your method...
Old/Fat seeds need the scuff tube treatment. Or try to shave the white outer ridge a little. Pretty hard to do w/o fugging the bean.

RO water in a cup with drugstore H2O2....20:1 for 12-16hrs. Dark and on(or)in proximity to a heat pad. I'd say 90+% of the time I have tails by then.

If not add a spike of 100ppm gibb / lentil water soak for another 6-8.

Then paper towels till whenever. Might get a few more.

Sometimes I think I should just scuff's all.

I've bought a bunch of (older)stuff from CG Collectabiles and they've all been duds. All my wizard magic in ruins. He must store his stuff in the trunk.
 

Heisen

Dont Need One
Admin
Old/Fat seeds need the scuff tube treatment. Or try to shave the white outer ridge a little. Pretty hard to do w/o fugging the bean.

RO water in a cup with drugstore H2O2....20:1 for 12-16hrs. Dark and on(or)in proximity to a heat pad. I'd say 90+% of the time I have tails by then.

If not add a spike of 100ppm gibb / lentil water soak for another 6-8.

Then paper towels till whenever. Might get a few more.

Sometimes I think I should just scuff's all.

I've bought a bunch of (older)stuff from CG Collectabiles and they've all been duds. All my wizard magic in ruins. He must store his stuff in the trunk.
Seeds are organic and shit happens. We do our best to get them right but we can't see inside them. If theres an issue we will get you straight.
 

NoWaistedSpace

PICK YOUR OWN
Old/Fat seeds need the scuff tube treatment. Or try to shave the white outer ridge a little. Pretty hard to do w/o fugging the bean.

RO water in a cup with drugstore H2O2....20:1 for 12-16hrs. Dark and on(or)in proximity to a heat pad. I'd say 90+% of the time I have tails by then.

If not add a spike of 100ppm gibb / lentil water soak for another 6-8.

Then paper towels till whenever. Might get a few more.

Sometimes I think I should just scuff's all.

I've bought a bunch of (older)stuff from CG Collectabiles and they've all been duds. All my wizard magic in ruins. He must store his stuff in the trunk.
Doesn't anyone plant straight into medium anymore?
Plant by the moon phases.
Let mother nature take care of them.
 
Im having to snap main stems off the gmoozy and gmo cake as they are six feet already with a month to go, there is no room in tent for that, so I bend and snap. Flowering from seed did nothing to keep those in check. One gmoozy has flat like stems, completely hollow. Another oddity I hadn't seen before. I'll make sure the EC91's are topped and topped and topped.
They stretch like crazy, thinking of making clones of all the branches 😅😅🥶
 

Old ST1R

Grow Yer Own Stone
My seed I almost always plant strait in the medium or peat pellets, but breeder seeds I paper towel them as I like to see the progress and make sure it pops before I plant it. One thing I do that I dont think nobody else does is let them stretch out an inch or so and usually let the husk come off before I plant.
This is usually what I do as well.

I plant the head of the seedling (with or without helmet) just below the surface of the soil, maybe an 1/8th to 1/4".
 

gwheels

Hobby Farmer
Every Heisenbean i have grown has been really good. I have sent samples to the vastness of Canada from coast to coast (friends in BC and NL) and they have all been great.
purple punch was the favorite of all.
wedding night (WW) was the favorite of the ones i sent it to but it is my favorite and you have to be a really good friend to get some of my 5 oz reserve of that (vac sealed now). One of the best flavors of my life there.
Skeleton cookies...a not ready floor nug was banana bread. That will be great at harvest too.
Dubstep...best rosin i ever made. The pine really comes through on this one. Buds so sticky i couldnt dry them enough to jar in 2 weeks so i made it into rosin. It is the strongest rosin i have.

Now running Stardawg, A-Dub, GMO cake, Purple cake and space gorilla. They might change my favorite but i think it will be the purple punch and wedding night.

Every bud is frosty though. This is a skeleton cookies bud that is 1 inch off the floor. It is still fire. A floor bud WTF
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Boybelue

Super Active Member
This is usually what I do as well.

I plant the head of the seedling (with or without helmet) just below the surface of the soil, maybe an 1/8th to 1/4".
I usually let the cotyledons open up then I plant it with the cotyledons just right above the soil line. If it still has the husk I just barely cover it. I never soak, never have problems, knock on wood!
 

TerpyTyrone

LED Recruiter
I love this plant , taken like 10 clones off of Her, just fantastic healthy, resilient girl, 13 days since flip. Heisens ADubView attachment 20363View attachment 20364
Me too. Literally just took 20 clones a couole hours ago. She snapped a little on the main manifold while tying her down. Just preparing for her stretch. I'm running these for plants as if the others were shit. These are gonna be the gems! I smell em already. 6 weeks in veg. I gotta get em outta my place pronto!!
 

Heisen

Dont Need One
Admin
Me too. Literally just took 20 clones a couole hours ago. She snapped a little on the main manifold while tying her down. Just preparing for her stretch. I'm running these for plants as if the others were shit. These are gonna be the gems! I smell em already. 6 weeks in veg. I gotta get em outta my place pronto!!
Stretch wont be much of an issue. Should have about 18 feet clearance under overpass
 
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