Yo mamma...

gwheels · May 4, 2020

yo mama so dumb she bought a solar powered flashlight

BigBallzWillie · May 4, 2020

Yo momma so ugly, she had to get her baby drunk before it would breastfeed.

KMOG · May 4, 2020

Yo mamma so fat, when she went to your little league games she be in the stands sittin next to eeeerrrrybody...

BigBallzWillie · May 4, 2020

Yo mamma so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.

JohnFonda · May 4, 2020

Your mamas so poor she cant even pay attention!

Heisen · May 4, 2020

Yo mama so dumb when I told her it was chilly outside she grabbed a spoon and bowl and headed to the door

Heisen · May 4, 2020

Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck

Main Cola · May 4, 2020

Your mama is so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out

yougrowyourway · May 7, 2020

Yo mama so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go

yougrowyourway · May 7, 2020

Yo mama so stupid I seen her in a tree talking about how shes a branch manager.

F series · May 7, 2020

Big Perm said:
Yo mamma was kicking a can down the road. I axed her what she was doing. She said moving.

Bitch you legit typed up axed lmfao

BigBallzWillie · May 7, 2020

Yo momma so dumb, it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.