Oi, if my kids booty trapped the floor and I ended up with a caltrop in my foot/feet or one of my ass cheeks from sitting down on the couch I would probably end up feeding them with a sling shot for a bit lol.Basically stop-strips for parents.
You don't walk to the couch bitching about kids and legos - you sit your ass right the fuck down.
Look up 'caltrops' used in midieval times to stop troops and horses - same thing...
Shut up Karen!
A lesbian, a vegan and a cross-fitter walk into a bar...
Oi god damn lol.