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phillthyrotten

Throbbing Member
Hey, I think I won this thing. Let me get some money. Or a cut of that GPS Purple Cake. Or some seeds. Or a sandwich. I'll even take a cigarette. Just gimme somethin.

*I don't even smoke cigarettes.
 

phillthyrotten

Throbbing Member
I hope this is heavy sarcasm.
Lol. Yeah, it is.

I was living in a shitty neighborhood back in the day. I had to be to work at 5:00 in the morning. So I woke up at 4:00 a.m. one day and was walking out to my car, and I ran into a crackhead. He said hey man, can I get $10?. I said f*** no. He said can I get $5 then? I said f*** no. He said can I get a dollar then? I said f*** no. He said let me get a sandwich out of your lunch box. I said f*** you. Then he said, come on man, give me a cigarette or something. I just laughed.

MFer just wanted something. Anything.
 
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