YLYL possibly going to hell edition.

H.A.F.

a.k.a. Rusty Nails
I was in Walmart using the restroom and just as I closed my stall door, a voice from the next stall said, “Hi! How are you?”

Embarrassed... I said, “I’m alright!!" The voice said, "So what are you up to?”

I said, “Ummm... Just trying to handle a little private business over here!”

Then I hear, “Can I come over?” Annoyed... I said “Excuse me?!?!."

Then the voice said, “Listen, I will have to call you back, there’s an idiot in the next stall answering all my questions!
 

Big Terps

Growing on a dime
I was in Walmart using the restroom and just as I closed my stall door, a voice from the next stall said, “Hi! How are you?”

Embarrassed... I said, “I’m alright!!" The voice said, "So what are you up to?”

I said, “Ummm... Just trying to handle a little private business over here!”

Then I hear, “Can I come over?” Annoyed... I said “Excuse me?!?!."

Then the voice said, “Listen, I will have to call you back, there’s an idiot in the next stall answering all my questions!
I bout fell off my chair, reading this....
Hilarious, there HAF...
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