YLYL possibly going to hell edition.

H.A.F.

a.k.a. Rusty Nails
@Bobby Legit I'm glad someone gets the cut and paste thing LOL.

I saw one that was the obituary for some 'famous' motor sports / monster truck announcer. Something like

Bob Smith, legendary voice of motorsports dies at age 85.
Services will be held
SUNDAY
SUNDAY
SUNDAY!!!
at the downtown civic center
[*children 10 and under free admission with adult]
 
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Bobby Legit

What smells like a skunk, Dad?
@Bobby Legit I'm glad someone gets the cut and paste thing LOL.

I saw one that was the obituary for some 'famous' motor sports / monster truck announcer. Something like

Bob Smith, legendary voice of motorsports dies at age 85.
Services will be held
SUNDAY
SUNDAY
SUNDAY!!!
at the downtown civic center
[*children 10 and under free admission with adult]
We ain't alone @HAF. Plenty of us cynical bastards out here. Death is only sad for the living.

I'm still planning my last hurrah, so to speak. Still can't find the perfect balance of trauma and comedy for the funeral.

Hopefully I've still got plenty of time before the curtain drops. LOL
 

H.A.F.

a.k.a. Rusty Nails
Last one

"I have good and bad news," the doctor said to his patient.

"Give me the good news first," the patient said.

"Your test results are back," the doctor said, "and you have only two days to live."

"That's the good news?" the patient exclaimed. "What's the bad news?"

"I've been trying to reach you for two days."
 

ttystikk

Nerd Gone Vertical
or pack a dead man from tenn. to mexcio, talk about trouble, hell we were in a station wagon!
Did you hear about the off duty cop who hit and killed a guy while he was driving home drunk- so he went back, grabbed the body and put it in his trunk? He even put it back later...
 
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