Dirty Jokes

[TerpyTyrone]

U ever encountered a piss wad?
Well imma tell ya...
It's when ur eatin out the ole gal, and ya get a little tp on ur tongue,
and ya ppppp spit it out.
Piss wad.

Thanks y'all. @Hotwired is sure enjoy my dirty shenanigans. Hes almost as bad a perv as me haha

 

[Hotwired]

U ever encountered a piss wad?
Well imma tell ya...
It's when ur eatin out the ole gal, and ya get a little tp on ur tongue,
and ya ppppp spit it out.
Piss wad.

Thanks y'all. @Hotwired is sure enjoy my dirty shenanigans. Hes almost as bad a perv as me haha

WTF? No way you sick bastid

 

[Heisen]

Just nasty, whats a dingle berry called

 

[Evergreengardener]

Just nasty, whats a dingle berry called

Protein

 

[TerpyTyrone]

How do you spot a blind man on a nude beach?
It’s not hard...

 

[TerpyTyrone]

Did u ever have sex while camping?

It's inTENTS

 

[gwheels]

This is my favorite eye roller of all time...and its no dirty

A rope walks into a bar, this rope had a bad day....Bartender, i need a beer....hey...cant you see the sign.....we don't serve ropes here.

He leaves and goes to the next bar.....same problem...sorry we dont serve ropes here. This rope had an epicly bad day....so after the 3rd or 4th he musses up the top of his head in a it of rage and goes to the last bar in town.

Bartender give me a beer.....hey arent you a rope, you know we dont serve ropes here.

No sir...I am a frayed knot.

 

[TerpyTyrone]

You look like a monkey tryna Fuck a !!!

Ya you look like a one-legged man in an asskicking contest!